My grandfather’s cousin’s dog had a German handler, where Do I pick up my citizenship?

Cut them some slack. If you had to live in the capitalist hellhole that is America you'd want out, too. They can't even just move out and be done with it. America still wants taxes from them, even if they neither live nor work there. The only way to stop that is returning their citizenship, which they have to pay for.

So, should we downvote you out of tradition?

Goodness, you're right, I hadn't realised. Goes to show how the good things often don't even register until they're gone.

Thank you for the downvotes, I feel right at home. 😍