"What if everything was X?" but with computers

Elon: What if everything was X™?

YouTube: what if everything was an unskippable ad?

Microsoft: what if everything was a subscription service 🤔

Adobe was first.
- Adobe is like Microsoft's even more evil little brother
- The world was never the same since 2013.
  
  The year when flattening user interfaces and subscription models for software being the only option became a fact of life.

Oh my god please tell me this isn’t how Elon came up with his brilliant app idea 🤦‍♂️

"What if everything was shit?"
- Xit*

C: "What if everything was a sh: segmentation fault ./a.out

Why would it calling the sh program? When I segfault it just says Segmentation Fault: core dumped. Maybe its because I use bash?
- it depends on the segfault, i just used an example segfault shown in geeksforgeeks, in zsh it says zsh: segmentation fault \ for the first one so i changed it to sh for the comment

What if X was Twitter?

Wayland: hold my compositor

Idk man, monero seems pretty legit to me. Bought food with it off monero market lately

Amazing. You paid a bunch of conversion fees, went through multiple loopholes and managed to get food from a market!

Truly incredibly technology, I don't know how I could do the same without the use of crypto! I usually just get the food without loopholes or fees. So much more convenient having to do a bunch of extra steps.

Next you'll say you managed to send some money overseas! Wow, wouldn't that be amazing if we could do that via traditional banking systems?
- bunch of conversion fees
  
  One actually, and it was less than a 1/10th of a penny.
  
  with no loopholes or fees Lol do what? Sales tax is hundreds of times higher than a priority transaction alone, and what loophole? You literally put in the receiving address and how much you are wanting to send, it's that simple. Markets have escrow so your funds don't get stolen either.
  
  Hell, even debit doesn't have that. Once funds are gone, they are truly gone.
  
  managed to send some money overseas, amazing if we could do that via yadda yadda
  
  Look buddy, first off, no taxes, second off, neither the government nor any banking entity doesn't know what it is you're buying.
  
  It's almost as if monero achieved what cryptocurrency originally set out to accomplish. XMR is not a shitcoin, it's stable and it is used as an actual currency. Sorry you can't wrap your head around it, I've been using XMR as an actual currency since nearly the inception.
  
  If you don't like it, fine, you can keep your cope and taxable, trackable fiat, and I'll keep a currency that is actually sane.
Monero is like, what crypto was sold to us as. Private.
- Unless you frequent the darknet there is no need to use it. Most people are not buying fent off dread. I wish it would atleast overtake some of the worse cryptocurrencies in usage.

It's true!

Node: What if everything was JavaScript?
Rust: What if everything was safe?
Lisp: What if everything was parenthesised?
React: What if everything was hell?
Malbolge: What if everything was unreadable?
VB6: What if everything was shit?

Actually, I think that last one applies to more than just VB6...

C: What if everything was an integer?

C++: What if everything was an integer but we pretend like we're better than that?
- Python: What if everything was indented?
  
  Haskell: What if everything was formally proven?
  
  Java: What if everything was stupidly verbose?
  
  JSON: What if everything was JSON?
Ruby: what if everything was an object?