Neighbour deliberately blocking OP

You guys need to chill a bit and stop suggesting illegal shit. This isn't the poster's car. This was posted on Reddit about 8 days ago and then shared by BuzzFeed 2 days ago.

The guy in the car was able to get out and then talked to the building manager who then assigned the truck a new parking spot.

If it's a persistent problem, and a tow truck isn't an option...

Get a set of cheap car dollies, then you can move it out of the way. THEN you can place it perpendicular to the parking spots with the bumper at that support beam and he'll be stuck until the blue car leaves.

I had a neighbor who was terrible about staying in their lines. My dad taught me how to park real good though. So, anytime they made their depth perception my problem I’d take the extra five minutes just to make sure I was atomically close to their driver side door. One morning I was lucky enough to see them climb in through their passenger side and abuse their transmission to get out of our parking spot without hitting me. I was late to work that day but the satisfaction was worth the infraction.

no shit the offender drives a pavement princess pickup truck

sounds like a towin '

call a tow company they'll eat that up

Average Ram truck driver

One of the problems with revenge (deflating the tires, keying, etc.) is that there’s nothing stopping the neighbor from doing it right back the next day.

This four pack of car Dolly's and a rapid floor jack.

Makes me wish that OP had an absolutely beat to shit 1986 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. Then you can just play bumper cars with idiots like that.

Flour at the bottom of the windshield where that AC air intake is. It'll blow flour all through the car and they'll never get it out.

Why are you talking in 3rd person?

I love reminding Dodge drivers that the Chinese CCP owns it and RAM name. Not because that is bad or anything it's just that most RAM drivers are also racists so that helps rile em up.

A tire valve stem removal tool is a few dollars.

1 bottle fish sauce

Pour over lower windshield.

Repeat as necessary

Everybody here with slashing tires and me just thinking water in the tank sounds nice. But I just recommend putting water in the tank and maybe some salt and a dash of fresh piss. The truck will run but eventually it's gonna die and will smell like piss for a bit. If it doesn't die, the salt and water mixture will start to corrode the interior of the gas tank.

Throw nails in the parking spot. Then tell neighbor about someone putting nails. Gain neighbors trust and ask politely to move the truck.

How do we know it isn't OP deliberately blocking neighbor?

Sounds like you need a referral for a towing company

So, legal question. In this situation, obviously you document it like this, but then would you be in the clear to push it out of the way somehow in a typical jurisdiction? Usually the law allows you certain extra rights when your stuff or person is trapped by someone else's usual legal rights. For example, if your property is surrounded by that of another person they can't stop you from passing through.

Cool way to get me to break every window on your shitty truck.

Reminds me of this glorious way of dealing with a similar problem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qc0aaY-3qY

Looks like someone's tires need to get slashed

The car is over the line. Contact your condo board with a picture. If this is a one time thing, he may have been drunk on too many beers.

What’d you do? Gonna need updates on this one

Is there any backstory? For all we know the car owner just did something horrible and the truck owner has blocked their escape until the authorities arrive.

"Time to do some sketchy shit, do da, do da, hope I get away with it, all the do da day"

Isn't that just your average nose-first-parking-enjoyer?

I all of you immediately suggesting keying and shit makes me.

my mechanic friend is telling me that if you want to fuck that truck to death right where it sits, like, absolutely total it and destroy its internals completely, all you have to do is shove a potato in its tailpipe. like, really deep in so you can't see it from the outside. it will burst all its valves and destroy the engine :D

of course you have to have a big enough potato that cramming it into the pipe will form a seal by shearing the sides flush to the interior of said pipe, and to create enough friction that the pressures produced by the engine will be unable to push it clear (or shoot it out like a pneumatic cannon).

Just... talk it out maybe?

hehehe face on this truck. Car looks annoyed, and maybe horny.

Painfully ghet out from the side and park horizontally behind him ...

Is there some beef between you?

Let the air out of their tires.

Key the vehicle and slash all the tires.