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Donald Trump’s sons Don Jr. and Eric will testify at fraud trial that threatens the family’s empire

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"Mr. Trump, please look at Exhibit F. Are those your signatures on those receipts?"
"I'm Eric!"
"I ask you again, Mr. Trump: Are those your signatures on those receipts?"
"I'm Eric!"
- Eric Trump said: “I pour concrete."
  I really, really doubt that.
  
  That's what he calls going to the potty.
The article stating the DA's political affiliation like it has any relevance whatsoever just dissolves any credibility they may have had.
- Actually, it is a bit relevant in NY, because the AG is an elected position in NY. So she actively campaigned and was voted in as a Democrat. It shouldn't affect how she conducts cases, of course, but I don't think the article implied that it did.
Which brand of popcorn 🍿 is everyone eating?
- If you really want to have fun, you can turn it into a drinking game where you take a shot every time they take the fifth. For reference, they have already been deposed for this case, and in their depositions, they apparently took the fifth hundreds of times.
  The one nice thing about this is that, in a civil case, the fact that a person invokes the fifth amendment can actually be used against them, unlike in a criminal case.
  
  If you really want to have fun, you can turn it into a drinking game where you take a shot every time they take the fifth.
  I think I'll skip this one as I'd rather not, you know, die.
  
  If we did that, we’d all be dead.
- Costco's microwave popcorn is so delicious. I highly recommend it. I seriously think it might just be Orville redenbacher rebranded
- Bought this popper a few months back and have been loving it:
  https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KL8SM92
  1 butter patty per 1/4 cup kernels up to 3/4 cups per batch to fill the entire bowl and then salt / flavor to taste
I love how three out of the four of them (everyone forgets about Tiffany, I almost did) have to testify against him. This is going to be beautiful.
Eric looks like an inbred 17th century prince
- His butthole-lips freak me out.
Who will hold back the tears the longest? Don Jr or Eric?
- Eric reminds me of PFC Downey from A Few Good Men. "I don't understand, what did we do wrong? We did nothing wrong!"
This is a civil case, so pleading the 5th is often seen as withholding evidence.
I’d say we should take a shot every time he says “I don’t recall,” but people might need a liver transplant after an hour.
- This seems like a speedrun to alcoholism, don't do it!
Perjury? I never touched her!
Did they become beard twins?
- They learned it from their Uncle, Real Human Being Ted Cruz

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