“While Kentucky doesn't have an ocean, it does have aquariums. In 2006, at least 12 people at Kentucky's Newport Aquarium were bitten by sharks while at an exhibit that allows visitors to touch the animals”
Keep in mind that this aquarium is just across the river from the zoo where parents let their kids fall into the gorilla exhibits.
This is shockingly relevant
sharkingly*
Definitely.
I also want to get the last 3 frames printed on a t-shirt. I have a young daughter, and it amuses me even more since that happened.
I can suspend my disbelief to a point but I have just one question.
Where did the helium come from?
Electrolysis and then nuclear fusion.
SCIENCE!
NEW MEXICO?!?!?
It's hilariously stupid. In 2005 one dude was cleaning an aquarium's shark tank and cut his arm on a passing shark.
https://sourcenm.com/2021/10/15/new-mexicos-shark-attack/
Still counts.
I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah (had a shark attack)
oh no i just released Kentucky too THE SHARKNADOES ARE COMING
Non-midwesterners: surprised
Midwesterners who've had a fear of bull sharks since their friend told them about them when they were 5: see I knew it could happen
My childhood nightmares of encountering a shark in a hotel pool can actually happen
Could it be loan sharks?
Bull sharks yo
Ah, the elusive lank-shark!
Just realized New York has a lot of shark attacks unless you're taking about loan sharks where the fuck do you get attacked by a shark in the toxic wasteland that is the entire state every water source is a pond full of garbage and other stuff you really don't want to touch
At the New York Aquarium
The chances of a shark attacking you on dry land are low but never zero!
That's just basic quantum physics.
NM, IL, KY, PA?
I remember reading the NM one happened in a aquarium, but it is still counted. Bull sharks do travel up the Mississippi River and tributaries and have been reported in IL.
Okay, but New Mexico??? We barely have lakes here!
You rock! I'm spreading that information like gospel to everyone I talk to this week!
Sharknado motherfucker
flying in the air sharks
now that's some kind of horror
Bull shark attack in the Ozarks no? At least that is what all the locals claim haha.
Could it be a zoo? No, that would be too easy
Sharks Georg, who lives in Missouri with his shark collection, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
OP probably: "What's that squiggly line between these landlocked states? Probably not important."
🎤🎤 Scary flying shark, scary flying shark, Careful you, he's out hunting in the dark 🎤🎤
THERE'S A SHARK IN THE BATHTUB
Washington State? Aren’t our waters too cold and with the seafloors all barren wastelands except a few kelp forests that somehow exist despite only getting sunlight for 4 months a year?
There are great whites that have been spotted up off the northern coast of Vancouver Island in BC when the currents are right. I don't know about attacks, but the possibility is there.
