Your job could be a lot worse

Any work is real, except influencers

The work is hard, long, and a pain in the ass.

I forgot the vast majority of lemmings like playing with giant dildos.

I would say because it's a monotonous boring ass job that could easily be automated. But I know that's not what OP means.

"Hey, this batch looks like your husband's."

"Nah, couldn't be her husband's it doesn't have the mole. You're thinking of Donna's husband."

"How do you two know?..."