I think I need this. Time to go find a old lady to make it.
I think it would be more fun to do a "Nailed it!" version yourself. Embroidery is a good hobby unless you have a kitten.
It seems like it would be a fun hobby but I have so many other hobbies that take too much of my time. I like your version, but one is a positive message where the other is a humorous message. I think doing both would be the BEST option. _
That's some really good stitching, especially on the letters.
I have this on a doormat outside my front door.