I don’t need bad math to make me feel old
We're only 34 years from this being true
Next year we will be closer to 2067 than 1990.
And 34 years could be another 60 for all we know
That would make today 2057. Damn! I overslept!
Wish I could oversleep that much and not age.
Wake me up when we get to interstellar travel.
Rip Van Winkle moment.
I'm 46 years old and I'll have you know that 1990 was like two months ago.
I was there
And 3/4 of that time has passed since 2019.
2016 for me
GTA V came out 12 years ago. The Playstation 2 was released 48 years ago. Internet Explorer 3.0 was released 59 years ago. Feel old yet?
Did you know that when Jesus died, the Big Chungus cartoon had been airing for 2 years? It's possible Jesus saw Big Chungus.
There was a time Madonna was a actual virgin but that long ago in the before times
Before she was devirginated?
There are paintings.
You got me for one sec.
It must be that elderly brain!
Fuckin' feels like it.
In Africa, every 60 seconds a minute passes
So do 83.7476 children.
Side note fake fact: most kids in Africa don't have names because they won't live long enough to need one.
Old enough to remember Obama being cutting edge because he used a Blackberry.
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My past was stolen
POV me in Math class
Wooooooow
How... how did that happen?
No.
At least you'll get a cool robot hand!
