it's pretty shit sarcasm when it's just what a lot of strange people would unironically say
It's a satire and stuff, but if I'd ever be in this kind of a situation, I'd order something to their table just to confuse everyone. Imagine doing it and looking them in the eyes when staff brings meals or a bottle. You'd better look for where the back exit in this place is.
Its hard to understand someone with boot in their mouth all the time.
Edit: Comments don't need to interrupt the satire flow. Woosh yourselves :)
This is pretty clearly satire.
And yet, there are people like this who enjoy sniffing Billionaire farts.
This is a parody account on Twitter
Yeah this has to be satire
It is satire lol
https://twitter.com/huntercoldcalls
That last line gave it away, lol
He's the cold call guy