Black horsey is actually a decepticon and transforms into Starscream who unfortunately has an emotional breakdown because Megatron will not reciprocate Starscream's undying love, who falls in love with the hot Starbucks barista who just so happens to be a young Shia Labeouf.
I think the knight in b8 should teleport into the center of the board but also turn into a mouse and grow in size so that it takes up 2x2 spaces
Sxf6 titan catastrophically implodes leaving a debris field from e5 to g6
It could become even bigger mess if there are hidden mines somewhere around there (from when pawns were hidden)