Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill
Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill
Most recently, the man tried the ruse after ordering a seafood paella and two whiskeys at a restaurant in Spain, according to local news outlets, citing police.
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"What is the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Ah yes, marvellous headlock sir. I can tell you practice your judo."
And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?!?
Dinner AND a handjob? Where do I sign up?
But in my defense your honor… oh, ugh, my… my heart!
Whatever you say, Red!
I'm coming Elizabeth
I'M COMIN', 'LIZABETH!
“Choke” - Chuck Palahniuk
"Oh, Briita is in this?"
- Dean Craig T Pelton
That was my first thought lol
Kind of based ngl
That's a pretty low bar.
This guy having a real heart attack in a restaurant some time in the future.
“Oh no, just ignore Aidas. He is such a joker. Now would you like the lamb or the fish tonight?”