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My Dad Doesn't Know How To Turn Off This Front Camera Heart Feature On His Phone And He Tried To Send Me A Pic Of His New Stove

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Can’t a man just love stove?
- with extreme caution? yes, hopefully. but still a good chance of no
- The Lemonheads - Stove
  
  https://youtu.be/LvoRmKD3Nw0?si=6JkP9vZejt59bV_X
I know it's off topic but the stove design looks really weird to me. Why would you design a stove with all the knobs at the very back where they are hard to reach?
- Only reason I can think is to prevent kids from touching them
  
  100%. Electric ranges tend to have a lot of safety features built in and/or come with them. They also come with a clamp for the leg of the stove to be slid into so if a child were to climb on the door it wouldn't tip over.
  
  And pets. I've got two fur monsters that like to jump on things when we're not around to correct, no matter how many times we've taught them not to. They won't do it when we're home, but as soon as we're away, counter surfing is the rule of the day, and with front-of-oven knobs on a gas stove we have come home multiple times to a small gas leak. We've taken to removing the knobs when it's not in use, which is fine but annoying. I'd much prefer back-of-oven knobs though.
  
  Or butts at a crowded party.
- They're not hard to reach for a normal sized adult.
  
  Yeah but reaching over a pan that is spitting oil everywhere because it's too hot is not fun.
- Every electric stove I've used in my 30 years of life in Canada has had the knobs at the back.
- It's common in America, especially with electric stoves. All gas stoves I've seen use the front, though.
  
  This is what I was wondering. (Gas vs Electric) Wires are easy and cheap to route vs gas lines.
- So small children can't reach them.
  
  So gas is 100% for kids to play, but not electric? Ok.
  
  I have not seen a electric convection stove in 10 years. Aren't they all induction these days?
  
  And my plate top have the controls digitally/touch sensitive area on the top itself
- What, you don't like your arm being incinerated when you go to turn the heat off?
  
  What's wrong with you, that's the best bit.
  
  It's induction and unless you are dragging your arm across the top the likelihood of burning yourself is nil.
- To make them harder to reach so that you (or a child) don't accidentally turn one of the burners on when you don't intend to use it.
- Glad it's not just me, I've always thought this too. Surely you have to put your arms over the hot stuff?
- To burn your arms of course!
- It looks a bit old fashioned tbh. In Norway it's all separate tops and ovens. All the tops are induction and the controls are mostly touch sensitive areas on the top itself.
- I've used both. Think it's more a style choice than anything.
- I was at a house party that caught on fire because someone leaned against the knobs when they were lower in the front and caught something on fire which then caught cabinets on fire and quickly the whole kitchen. I think someone has a box of pizza on there.
Imagine your kid posting silly pictures of your face on the internet, probably without consent.
- The Uno reverse card of social media parents posting their kids
- whats a good android app for this?
  
  want to use it to door dash
NGL I plan to be this kind of dad.

I think it's funny when my kids get a bit embarrassed at my inability to do something. My kids are almost getting to that age where I can amp the cringe to technology.
That man did not stop trying.

He leaned in and is killin' it.
- Classic case of, “I’m not giving up, I’m giving in.”
That’s frickin hilarious lol. I put in a new stove last year and wish I would’ve done this ngl lol
TIL that phones do that thing.
Lol I would ground my son if he posted a pic of me doing derpy shit on the Internet
- Look at his age. His child is likely also a grown adult he wouldn't be able to ground anyway(also likely the reason for the picture; they likely don't even live one enough for a quick visit).
how do u get a heart front cam feature
- Inquiring minds...
- https://screenrant.com/apple-iphone-app-simultaneous-front-rear-camera-recording/
  
  Maybe?
Save those pictures, one day you will look back on them and they will bring you peace.

Sincerely, A son who misses his father
I haven't laughed this hard at a post in a long time
I think I have the same stove
...oh, somebody tell me how to turn this on so i can use it for my punch list next week!..
"Stove my beloved" - him probably

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