Curated Tumblr @sh.itjust.works Rozaŭtuno @lemmy.blahaj.zone 2y ago NSFW The orc won Shiro: I was expecting a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.Cal: your mom suck me goog and hard thru my jortsunfitninjuh: This is like seeing an elf argue with an orcglitzkomodo: The orc won
Shiro: I was expecting a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.Cal: your mom suck me goog and hard thru my jortsunfitninjuh: This is like seeing an elf argue with an orcglitzkomodo: The orc won
I don't think you could win a battle of words with an orc, at best they'd bring you down to their level
TbhShiro used a known phrase that they heard from somewhere else. Cal invented an entirely new sentence that had never been said before.Cal was wittier than Shiro (low bar but still)
I don't think you could win a battle of words with an orc, at best they'd bring you down to their level
Elf: "The pen, and thus wit, is mightier than the sword."
Orc: stabs Elf with sword
Orcs have resistance to word damage, yes, but a good bard can power through that disadvantage.