Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Flying Squid @lemmy.world 2y ago Free small fries with every purchase! 1 crossposts internet funeral @lemmy.world moosetwin @lemmy.dbzer0.com 2y ago You will never be the person you are now ever again
come to the US - free sauce packets!just ignore the chasm of wealth disparity, growing nationalism and maybe being a bullet proof vest. wait... you're not dark skinned, are you?/s
They're starting to charge $0.30/packet in some areas of the US. Clearly this place is going downhill only because of that /s
One of Don Draper's least successful pitches to clients, along with the Hawaii Sheraton "suicide" ad.
So, can I purchase a sauce packet for 25¢ and get a free small fries?
come to the US - free sauce packets!
just ignore the chasm of wealth disparity, growing nationalism and maybe being a bullet proof vest. wait... you're not dark skinned, are you?
/s
They're starting to charge $0.30/packet in some areas of the US. Clearly this place is going downhill only because of that /s
Yes. But you also get ennui.
Isn’t there a vaccine for that?