For non-Americans, Fort Wayne is very, very far from the ocean. Like a long distance, then over a huge mountain range and then another long distance.
Thanks. This was useful context.
What mountains? There aren't any mountains between Fort Wayne and Mobile, AL. (Or between it and Fort Albany, ON, for that matter)
But if it's going to the ocean from Fort Wayne, it'll have to go East.
The Maumee River meets up with Lake Erie which eventually goes towards the Hudson Bay and the Atlantic Ocean.
Although I suppose that still doesn't have to cross the mountain.
At least you got an answer to how your parcel was lost.
Better the a generic lost on transit email.
A friend of mine had the funniest lost in transit story - they've got genetic joint issues among other things, and they needed a pair of crutches with forearm rests. Turns out the only manufacturer of those still left is based out of South Africa, so they contacted the company and arranged for a set to be shipped over to the US (and it was still cheaper than it would have been through insurance). They got an email from the company and it turns out the shipment to the port got hijacked. The apologetic representative from the company drove a set down to the port and my friend got their crutches a couple weeks later and a funny story out of it. And probably the other set of crutches eventually got to someone else who needed them, so win win, lol.
Did they at least take a photo of the package having been successfully delivered into the ocean?
it's still in transit
It’s in a fiberglass submarine.
Maybe with one ship worker screaming out “WILSOOON!!!”
It still says its in transit so I guess it'll bob back up again any day now.
Ah yes... the famous Indiana Ocean.
I'm an idiot I read that as Indian ocean and thought somebody didn't know it exists. No I just can't read apparently.
It's a long trip from the Maumee to the Erie to the Hudson to the ocean.
These huge ships sometimes arrive with some of the containers missing.
Bloop
In the seaside town of Fort Wayne, IN 🤔
Maritime salvage rules apply, get a boat and go reclaim not only your package but everyone else's!
Must be Evergreen
Everblue
She's a Maersk post-Panamax.
"Package vaporised."
"Package banished into THE VOID"
Getting an Oregon Trail vibe from that message.
Package delayed due to:
Arrowed!
that shit happened to us on naval ships a few times while underway, but they recovered the mail. people were smoking dunked cigarettes lol
I'm sure naval officers are no strangers to wet cigarettes
Package was being delivered by GOB Bluth.
"Return from whence you came!"
Killer whale anti boat conspiracy in action
Did they jump after it to scan the barcode for a tracking update or what?
gonna be a wet package
Flotsam
