What if Worf is always so moody bc he is constantly constipated?
What if Worf is always so moody bc he is constantly constipated?
Fella just cant stomach human food. Expains the prune juice too. New headcanon confirmed.
So THAT'S what he meant when he said that the greatest battle is fighting against one's own inner turmoil
Poor guy can't get any relief from his Kronos' Disease
Well played
It's his greatest battle.
But change post with comment(duplicate comments lol)
At least he doesn't have to hold his urine for a whole year. Or worse, convince his adult friends to attend the release ceremony.
But whose to say that the real problem is the prune juice?
Silly Klingon, that stuff constipates Klingons! You can't just eat human food and hope it works the same on your alien body!
Omg, this is clearly Big Prune trying to control the narrative. This conspiracy goes all the way to the...bottom!
Not only is he constipated, but he has two buttholes. Twice the suffering.
Possibly the inspiration for Ja’Loja?
I thought that was canon
My first thought was, "the replicator can make any cuisine, you dolts!" Because I'm no fun
Its still completely plausible IMO. He never showed big interest in Klingon cuisine until he met Jadzia. He was raised by his humans, probably with human food. He might not even know that his bowel movements are irregular/unusual, since talking about shit isnt exactly a topic of honor he would discuss with other Klingons. And he always lead a pretty conservative lifestyle, avoiding change whenever possible. Why should he randomly change to a klingon diet?
His mom mentions learning to make Klingon food for him, particularly blood pie. He was probably eating a mix of human and klingon stuff on the Enterprise. Of course, since a good amount of klingon food is served live, his options for good klingon food from the replicator were limited.