Fun fact: Through a process of convergent evolution called carcinisation, crustaceans have evolved into crabs several times.
75 0 ReplyIt is inevitable! All shall become crab!
53 0 ReplyThat's my plan too! I hope the ecological niche is still free
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You also have crabs become non crabs
3 0 ReplyIt's also a highly debated theory.
1 0 ReplyIs it really? I figured it was just another textbook example of convergent evolution, as that is where I learned about it. I know my comment should have said 'evolved crab-like bodies' instead, as they'd still be genetically distinct, and not taxonomically true crabs. Now I feel like I have to read up on what the exact nature of the debate is.
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30 0 ReplyYet another unrealistic standard set for men
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Sign me up, my new name shall be Leonardo di Pinci
18 0 ReplyYeah. Sure. Become a crab. IF YOU WANT TO BE AN ASSHOLE.
Fucking crabs.
Be better. Be a squid.
16 0 ReplyYeah, sure, as if I'd like to trash all my points I put in IQ.
Become an octopus and keep all that XP
8 0 ReplyHow dare you!
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The best part of this meme is the shoddy watermark coverup job!
16 0 ReplyWhere?
11 0 ReplyBottom right
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Get eaten if you're not careful or just have bad luck.
14 0 ReplyThe true meaning of carcinization, revealed
14 0 ReplyDammit I'm already EVOLVING AS HARD AS I CAN
14 0 ReplyFASTER!!!!! FASTER!!!!!
9 0 ReplyI think there is a song? Which helps the change. " Crab people...
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13 0 ReplyAm crab, still have too many bills to pay and responsibilities to do.
12 0 Reply🦀 Skill issue
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11 0 Replycan normal animals in nature get fat? like a particularly lazy tiger or something
11 0 ReplySure, provided the food is available and doesn't cost too many calories to obtain. The real problem lies in the fact that most fat animals get hunted by other, faster, hungrier carnivores. Sure you can get fat in nature but it's a hell of a feat to stay fat (and alive) in nature.
17 0 ReplyBears get fat every year to prepare for hibernation.
9 0 ReplyIf someone is feeding it.
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Having tasted freshly boiled crab, I’d be concerned about being caught by some land apes.
9 0 ReplyThis is how they recruit more Crab People
8 0 ReplyTime for crab
7 0 ReplyForgot the goal of all evolution
7 0 ReplyI'd walk side to side if I were a crab.
6 0 ReplyI dunno, the movie really sold me on becoming a lobster
6 0 Replyi shall be zoidberg!
4 0 ReplySign me up
3 0 ReplyI feel like a Crabby Patty right now.
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