Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women

I thought it might say that women would see a bachelor fridge with nothing but an old rotisserie chicken and mustard as a red flag, but turns out... have 20 different kinds of drinks and 7 flavors of potato chips.

Bold of you to assume I get as far as having them in my house

The people have voted, and regretfully this post has been deemed not important. Better luck next time.