JOIN
131 0 Reply... like... human centipede join?
18 0 Replyno, like SQL
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THIS
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Back when you could actually have funny ads and not worry about people whinging about it online
81 0 ReplyAnd here you are whinging.
20 0 ReplyNah people still joke about cheating. They love those sexual drama so it's fine.
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Options much like the ones in those mobile ads
62 0 ReplyTIL Brazzers has been in gaming advertising since at least 2002.
58 0 ReplyAll those bottom ads are crazy, too.
“Age 23: (sleep?) your way through the phone book. Twice.”
“Age 40: have a midlife crises for your 40 year old with two 20’s (in a hot tub)”
Age 100 something about spending your time reading books. Like the Kama Sutra
34 0 ReplyAre you some sort of pixel oracle? I could not read that, even if my life depended on it.
11 0 ReplyYou merely adopted the pixels. I was born in it, molded by it.
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Given the year, this probably came from one of those “Playboy lite” men’s magazines that were popular at the time, like Maxim or FHM.
6 0 Reply"Date" instead of sleep. Slightly tamer.
4 0 ReplyAge 17: Get lucky on the dancefloor and maybe in the bedroom.
4 0 ReplyAge 100: Spend your golden years reading books. Like the Kama Sutra.
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Betting they didn't even code any of the buttons except join.
24 0 ReplyIronically, that is the only option you cannot do in the Sims 2.
Screaming and Punching are both under the fight submenu, with Divorce being under its own.
Crying is fully autonomous, and they will do it for potentially the rest of their life.--
22 0 ReplySo it's like in real life!
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Delete gym and punch lawyer
22 0 ReplyJoin, punch, divorce
In that order, in quick succession14 0 ReplyJoin, scream, punch, "finish" , cry. Dated that. Fun but never again.
9 0 ReplyThis is the way.
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The Sims used to be so edgy back then, I miss it.
14 0 ReplyIt also used to be good. Man what I would give for a non-mtxn riddled modern Sims
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I dated a girl in college that would have selected "all of the above" except Divorce. Why not Divorce? Because one should never marry crazy.
4 0 ReplyFuck I loved the Sims 2
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