Why I set the rules I did lol

Bigot: I demand that you carefully consider my position and patiently refute my points one by one and then, when I move the goalposts, I'm gonna need you to refute a whole set of new completely disingenuous points, and I'm going to need this to go on all day.

Me: I'm gonna need you to eat a dick.

Bigot: OHHH MY GOD THE NAME CALLING! Oh my HEART WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TAKE THIS! OHHHH YOU ONLY REFUSE TO DEBATE ME BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOUVE ALREADY LOST!!! OOOHHHH AD HOOOOOOOMINEM!!!!
(Falls dramatically to the floor, preferably clutching a linen handkerchief)

Every time.

Just let them. Step over that quivering thespian and go do, like, anything else. You don't owe them a "debate." You can even use those words, if you aren't comfortable telling someone to eat a dick.

I DON'T OWE YOU A DEBATE.