Unfortunate Child Named “Not Me” Accumulates 30 Life Sentences Worth of Grounding Due To Lying Children Nationwide [Satire]
Unfortunate Child Named “Not Me” Accumulates 30 Life Sentences Worth of Grounding Due To Lying Children Nationwide [Satire]
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Whats the current grounding to life sentence exchange rate?
30 life sentences?!
dude it's a satire article like the onion
So someone named "Wasn't Me" would get a sentence equal to the time Shaggy's song has been played.
On the bright side, he's suing Bill Keane's estate for trillions.