Missy

my cat's name is basically pronounced "cookie", but gets spelled kouki. found it a pretty interesting name because it means hope and/or happines depending on how you write it, it fit pretty well because i got him to help with my depression. and i think it worked pretty well. he is also very handsome.

Got a tux Norwegian forest cat we've named Rorschach. Also goes by "Love Shack" and Shaq

I have an orange cat named Crash and everyone goes “oh like Crash Bandicoot?” And I got “No like Crash Team Racing” and it still is funny to me.

My girlfriend named her cat Neko. I named him Potato.

He often responds to Dumbdumb.

Like a person, a cat's full name is only ever invoked when it has done something wrong.

I had a cat named Jet. His full name was Jet Blackjack Miami Brown.

This is the orange menace himself, The Dread Ensign Westley Snipes Crusher.

I still dream of adopting a group of cats named Magnus Nyarlsen, Hikaru Nakamewra, and Gary Catsparov

My cat's name is Nancy Reagan. She's almost lived up to it. And no, she doesn't like you either and if you try to pet her you'll get what you deserve.

Some cats have official titles. I had another cat whose title was "Chief Inspector." He was known to do home invasions and conduct snap inspections of my neighbors houses. He had more friends in the neighborhood than me.

One of our cat's name is Hazel. It's short for Hazelnut Megalodon

I tried to name my cat Lou (short for Lucifer) but eventually he got renamed Mao because he is loud and vocal and apparently we name animals by Pokemon rules in my house.

One of my cats is Sadie The Goat (the cat).

She had a really bad eye infection when we got her from my in-laws farm and we thought she'd lose an eye so we gave her a pirate name to be safe

She ended up not losing the eye but its still a fitting name

I have a Shiba Inu I call Levi. But it's short for Leviathan J Foxtrot.

We used to have a cat we named Julia Hackensplatter, because when we first got her she was so sick she'd cough and shitspray all over the place.

(She got better though, and lived quite a long time after a lot of love and meds.)

I've got a cat that answers to Sweets because she's such a jerk. We added that to her name to remind her not to be a jerk.

I recently got a cat that I named Fraldinha ("Skirt Steak" in Portuguese) because the person that gave it up had named it Li-Fraumeni after a genetic syndrome. He is now called Felipinho (Lil' Phillip), but also answers to Pest and Toe-biting son of a b****.

This is brother and sister Yeti and Sassy (short for Sasquatch). Yeti has only one eye.

I present to you Loureiro

My cat's name is Possum. Not really a crazy name, but it has caused confusion before.

Once I was picking her up from the vet and said "I'm here to pick up Possum."

Then the lady at the front gave me a confused look and said "We don't treat Possums here."

Mum named a stray that adopted us Honeysuckle Rose.

Once it grew balls we called it Ralph.

My late cat Dinah had the full name: Dinahsaurus Dinah the Dinahnator, but we often called her a list of other names. Dinahsaur was her favorite.

Now I have Ryuji aka chicken nugget, nuggie, tiny tiger

Yusuke aka Void Boy, Boy, Mr. Yusker

Yonah aka Yoyo, Demon, Evil One, Brat Cat, Yoner

Kimchi aka Kimmers, Kimmy, Kims, Kimcher

One of our cats "misty" is really named "Mistinarperadnacles Hai Draco".
The brother is "smaug"

Dog name: Calypso

Cat name: Chunky Tomato Soup aka Dr. Poopenheimer aka Soup Doopington Esquire III (the third)

Legal name is Bubba since I don't know how to change it on his electronic tag (still registered to me)

For short ,he is Shadow

His full name is, Shadow The Master of Darkness and Deception.

Mine goes by Bitty, short for Bacon Bit as she's canonically the reincarnation of a stray I once lured in with slices of bacon.

I almost always refer to as The Bitty, in honor of The Cheat.

I don't think I've ever had a cat that didn't have a half dozen nicknames 🤣

We've proposed "Routey" (pronounced like "Rudy") as a nickname for a future pet named "Littleton/Route 495" (named after the MBTA Commuter Rail stop). You could also do "Tony" but that's less fun.

One of my cats is called Jack, but her full name is Captain Jack Sparrow. My dad named her when he was drunk on the first day we got her, after we found her in our garage as a kitten. Idk why he chose that name but I loved it so much I instantly agreed and we overruled my mom's attempts at rejecting it. I always make sure to tell vets her full name so they can put it in her file.

Marvin

Marvin T. Rainwater

In college we ordered all of our pizzas under his name. Damn cat loved pizza.... lol

My frog's name is The Missile because he is eepy

I have in my menagerie of cats:

Gamera: Guardian of The Universe; Nicknames- Gambi, Gambini, Gamberooni, Grayby

Gyaos (pronounced Gauss); Nicknames- Gyaos-a-mouse, Mouse, Goose, Goose-a-moose, Moose

Drax The Destroyer; Nicknames- Droopy, Droops, Droopy-poopy, Drax-attacks, Drakattaka

Marceline the Vampire Queen; Nicknames- Marcy, Moops, MooMoo, Marmie, MooMoo Bean the Stinky Queen

Cookie; Nicknames- Cook, Cookie-Books, Bookie, Book

We call one of my cats Soup. It's short for Soup Can

My male cat name Is "max" but for us Is "Maximilian von blistifer I" or in short "mr blisti"

My cat's legal name is "About a girl". The cattery named her. But we call her Muffin

Our cat Mittens full name is "Murder Mittens".

We have Miss Murderpants the Pretty Pretty Princess, John Henry "Doc" Holliday, and Crowley the King of Hell.

I’ve got a Mrs. Big Kitty. Her late husband was Mr. Bunny Rabbit. She was enormous and he had thick fur like a rabbit.

I call cat " Lucy meow meow the cat " she loves it when yell to her that she is cat .

My great grandmother had a cat named Dirtyface that outlived her by about a decade. It was an orange cat with super dark ginger fur around it's mouth and eyes.

We had several pets when I was a kid so here's a short list of fun names: Patches (a calico), Tom (a one eyed outside cat that yowled at the door if you let him in), TicTac (because we called him ticky-tack because it sounded like kitty cat), Twinkle (a really sneaky bastard that like to swat at your feet from under the bed), Drack (short for Dracula because he liked to bite everyone), Misfit (because she liked to squeeze her body into places she couldn't actually fit).

I rescued a cat a few years ago from a Walmart parking lot. His name is LittleFoot. He's polydactyl so he has extra toe beans making his paws super big and I thought it was ironic to call him that.

Growing up I had a cat named VKK, which stood for Vicious Killer Kitten because she liked to bite ankles.

Therr are so many fuckin weird names in here, I've never thought anyone would name their cat 5-7 words. 🤣

His given name is Lockheed, but you're much more likely to hear one of us yelling at the Turd-Burgler.

Fortuna baboona banana-fish sandwich. Tuna for short.

I had a cat named Steaksauce. We usually called him Saucey

I have a cow cat with one big black spot on the top of his head and on big one on his back. He's a very big boy who looks rather imposing but he's really sweet. We call him Kenny or Kenny-chan but his real name is Kenpachi (from Bleach). Coincidentally he lost an eye to cancer over a year ago so he looks even more like his namesake now.

Gertrude Rhubarb Stein, but Officer Rhubarb when she's working

Full name Felix Raymundo and short Raylix sounds so casual reading all of yours.

Pocky cause my kid couldn't say Rocky so we changed it.

Stray kittie I found on the parking lot where I work. Cool AF.