[Intro: Devi McCallion]
\ Programming like this
\ Is made possible
\ By viewers like you!

[Verse 1: Ada Rook, Devi McCallion]
\ Every day, every day, I'm so fucking freaked out
\ Every day, every day, I can't get the evil out
\ Every night I feel so far away
\ Someday, someday
\ Will it ever be okay?

Every day, it's a brand new episode
\ Every day, I guess we'll see just how far it goes
\ Every day, it seems like no one sees and no one knows
\ Every day, I kinda wanna cancel the show

[Pre-Chorus: Ada Rook, Devi McCallion]
\ Most days I just feel like I'm making it up
\ Call off the show
\ I pray to god that I'm just making it up
\ I don't wanna go to the show!

[Chorus: Ada Rook]
\ I wish this was just a cartoon so I could be like
\ "This is real as fuck, I love the way they don't give up!"
\ Tweet about it, "more stories like this, so important!"
\ But it really happened
\ Oh god, it really happened!

[Spoken: Devi McCallion & Ada Rook]
\ "So, uh, I have this idea for like, a cartoon or something.."
\ "Uh-huh."
\ "And, it's like.. There's these fucked up kids..."
\ "Uh-huh."
\ "And like, through the power of uh..."
\ "Understanding!"
\ "Yeah! It could totally be like, understanding, or like, forgiveness or something..."
\ "Uh-huh."
\ "They like, overcome all their fears, and in the end, they turn out to be like, fine.."
\ (Both laughing)

[Bridge: Ada Rook, Devi McCallion]
\ Aaaaaghhhhh!
\ What the fuck!
\ What the...
\ I wanna do that again, yeah

[Verse 2: Devi McCallion]
\ Every day, it's another new episode
\ Every day, slice a bit more meat off the bone

[Pre-Chorus: Ada Rook, Devi McCallion]
\ I can feel the evil in me
\ I'm such a faker really
\ Meat off the bones...
\ Crisis line, all agents busy
\ I feel so guilty
\ Meat off the...

[Outro: Ada Rook & Devi McCallion]
\ What the fuck?!
\ What the fuck?!
\ What the fuck?!
\ What the fuck?!
\ What the fuck?!