5d ago

New Zealand police recovers $19k Fabergé egg swallowed by suspected thief

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That word "recovers" is doing a lot of lifting.
That looks like it would hurt coming out.
I’m pretty sure this would require surgery to remove, there is no “digesting” that
If you poop out the stolen item, I think we can move past calling them a "suspected" thief.
- a cadbury egg.
- They obviously have to safeguard against the very probable case in which the thief involuntarily and without knowledge swallowed the item. /s
  
  Maybe this man was simply yawning, and the real thief dropped it in his open mouth. And the man, not knowing what was happening, accidentally swallowed it
recover
Sounds like a shitty job.
20k sounds like a bargain for a Faberge egg. I've heard they go for hundreds of thousand
- I didn't even know faberges laid eggs!
That was quick. I guess he won't get charges for obstructing the law, then. AFAIK he's the first mammal to lay a golden egg
- They should keep him for extended observation to see if he can lay any more. You know, for science.

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