Gonna have to give people towels at the entrance so they can wipe down the snail trails like you do at the gym.
Bro 1: I took a girl home last night, now it hurts when I pee.Bro 2: You think she gave you the clap?Bro 1: Nah, bro. Splinters.
Its "peg leg" Jenny, but she seems to have a tiny person hidden under her skirt, you can see the legs dangling down.
That’s who I thought of immediately
There really is someone for everyone!