Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world SSTF @lemmy.world 2y ago

the future is now, old man

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Where do I become a holy fool?
- Your local church
- Right? Like does it come with good benefits and a 401k match too? I mean I'm already sold but the highwayman job is quite lacking in that space. Asking for a friend
  
  Have you seen those televangelists? They make fucking bank.
I didn't realize train robber was still an option
- An entire life of shennigans and mischief wasted, I COULDA ROBBED TRAINS?!
  
  Also coulda been robbing banks with an avocado, but like me you've been mooching around like a goddamn chump....
- Well the goods have become larger and heavier, you'll probably need to kidnap the train before you can rob it.
  
  I suppose I could utilize a larger train to kidnap the train
- It was never NOT an option.
  
  We do still have trains, don't we?
Up yours, woke moralists! We'll see who cancels who
- Cancellation incoming
"I wanna be TikTok when I grow up."

"You want to make content for TikTok?"

"No! I want to be the app!"
- It sounds stupid, but kids are stupid. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a police car. Not a cop, the car. Sometimes dreams need to stay dreams.
  
  Well, have you ever seen a police car break any laws? Your dream was great, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
- I want to be a firetruck
  
  I'm Idaho
- "I want children to be addicted to touching my body with their grubby little hands"
  
  A few Catholic priests, salivating, enters the chat.
Just the stuff thats visible here is already more than 100% lol
- Which is why you don't see "mathematician" on the list.
- Maybe some kids want multiple jobs
  
  No one wants two jobs, but the kids these days know they'll need it
Woke moralist. The destroyer of Jordan Peterson.
- Pretty sure that was the benzos
  
  Woke Moralists and Benzos handshake meme: Destroying Jordan Bitchass Peterson
Hey fellow kids! Who wants to be a woke moralist, amirite?

(e: I had a son, so I do believe the 11.9% train robber stat, tho)
- Had? I hope you’re ok.
  
  Oh no, he’s fine. Poor choice of words; he’s all grown up now is all.
I'm a wojak artist.
- What the fuck is wojak?
  
  Here are some examples:
- Prove it
  
  Here's a creation of mine.
Real human bean
I guess my toddlers aren't main stream then. One wants to be a policefiremantruck and the other a snail tamer.
- Snail tamer sounds like an amazing job
  
  Its very dangerous. A feral snail can be more deadly than the monthy python rabbit. The tend to be cool tho
Dang those kids can spell Beaureaoucrat

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