Real Talk
Real Talk
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Reminder that this is a stealth mission. You're gonna want a stealthier animal than a chicken. Imagine crawling through the dark in tense silence, only to to given away by a loud BKAWK. Not even a hobbit could sneak further than Moria with that condition.
Furthermore; The One Ring's greatest limitation is that it cannot just sprout legs and run off. Even beings of higher intelligence can be bent and manipulated to the ring's will (IE its ultimate goal of returning to Sauron). Putting the thing on an animal sounds like the best opportunity one could give an evil, tangentially sentient piece of jewelry the option to pilot the poor creature like a meat-mech directly into Sauron's clutches at the first opportunity.
As an aside: the ring could not be worn by said animal, it would needs be lashed to it. Imagine keeping track of a chicken which is now invisible to normal people, and also lit up like a beacon to the eye of Sauron and his otherwise day-blind ring wraiths. Bad idea.
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Lol for sure I know one of mine has a loud ass egg song. A rooster would be funny too because. They never shut the fuck up
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how could it work?
whoever carries the chicken will be tempted by the ring and will likely kill the chicken in a fit of weakness
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Yeah, Boromir was tempted by the ring just by proximity. Nevermind, how a person plans to make a chicken cooperate with heading into a blasted hellscape and up a volcano.
If that's the "plan", the smarter version is to just drag it in a bag behind you.
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Every day the ring is passed to the next person in the rotation, out in the open and acknowledged by all. The new bearer has to pledge, "I definitely will not be a punk-ass bitch and try to keep the ring, and I promise to suck everyone's cock if I do. "
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they could have forged the ring into a chain. not like an necklace, like using the ring as a chain link, make I'm mithril, people might still be tempted to use it, but no one could wear it.
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You're saying everyone would've been tempted by Frodo's cock?
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The look Sam gave him at the end of the trilogy had me wondering
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Someone has never owned chickens. They are capable of unspeakable acts
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I have a hen that’s pretty bossy but for god sakes don’t give it to a rooster. A rooster would be king of Mordor in a hot second.
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This sounds like a clip from a LOTR × Ghostbusters crossover. They try using a trap but the One Ring upgrades the trap to catch almost any spirit or demon, including Balrogs, tempting the Ghostbusters to use it to capture Sauron, which, of course, is pure folly.
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They’d have eaten the chicken pretty fast.
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Do it Canadian style, with a Cobra Chicken.
There wouldn’t be anything else alive after that for sure.
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One fowl to rule them all
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why dont they render the ring unusable by putting it on a larger metal ring
put the larger ring on gollum as a fancy bdsm slave collar and throw the whole happy and docile sub gollum off an eagle into mount doom
edit: how to put the ring over gollums head? idk weld it together once he wears it
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Kite-Man: Hell Yeah. The Anti-Life Equation infects a chicken, and it proceeds to murder a lot of people.
It finds a way.
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Sam would make an excellent chicken sandwich with this Lembas bread.
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Then the Chicken becomes an unwitting spy, and easy to steal from.
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Something a little like this:
How does one piss off that many birds at once in that game?
I miss the class conscious cuckoos
If you attack the village chickens multiple times, this event triggers where many more spawn in and attack you. It's a thing in many Zelda games