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3w ago

Futile_IRL

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- Yesss Night in the Woods.
  
  I'm definitely overdue for another playthrough
- Love Gregg!
If anything playing football probably makes you realize it earlier, being around all those sweaty fit guys
- "you know, right after I get tackled there's this moment where it feels really good for some reason. Oh well I'm sure it means nothing."
I don't think cargo shorts are straight. What are you putting in all those pockets if not spare buttplugs?
- spare buttplugs. but theyre for our lady not us. well not most of us. probably not me. idk
  
  Women don't have buttholes because they don't poop.
- They aren't straight, but they're a very "attracted to women" article of clothing
- Lube?
  
  Don't need that.
Does being celibate count as doing everything in his power? 🙏🙏🙏
- Being a shitty person and not reproducing would have been an excellent start.
Sucking two cocks at once sounds like a logistical nightmare. Did he mean alternating between one and the other, or do The Gays have more ingenuity than I give them credit for?
- I can barely fit a regular size burger in my mouth. it just doesn't open that far. how tf are people fitting two dicks without hurting somebody
  
  Practice and skill, my friend.
  Practice and skill

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