Real alpha males

Not giving a fuck about "manliness" and gender norms is alpha af bro

Seriously, the opposite screams insecure masculinity.

Insert that manga frame that says something like "male crossdressing is by definition something only men can do, and therefore it is the most masculine act there is"

Bro that's totally cool and alpha dude

Real alphas wear thigh-highs

alpha is a programming term, right?

It takes a true man to be the best girl

Based

Real men talk about feelings with their partner, and is not afraid to cry.

Paddington is a gigachad.