1w ago

Its called the Mar-a-Lago Face apparently, and it even has a wiki entry

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Mar-a-Lago face - Wikipedia

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Remember to fasten your mar-a-lago face
I had to make a flight connection in Florida recently. It's insane how many people with this there are now.
- I live in Tampa and no plastic surgery, natural curly hair worn curly.
  My sister lives in Fort Lauderdale. Breast implants, long blonde hair always blown out straight, botox.
  It really varies around here honestly. Same divide city to suburbs - my oldest did gymnastics at the city gym, moms looked normal; she switched to diving for high school, that's only available out in the suburbs. You would not believe how many of those moms were blonde, and ironed hair fighting the humidity.
- niptuck was right when the show was on and its based in florida.
Maybe I'm not so ugly.
I wouldn't have included Ivanka in the list of people with mar-a-lago face.
Yes, she's clearly had work done, but she's not misshapen like Loomer or Noem.
Hell, compared to them, her work is positively normal.
- Give it a few more years. She's still relatively young and under no stress whatsoever.
- Good for you
California surgeon Matthew Nykiel estimated the 2025 cost in U.S. dollars to be approximately $90,000 along with upkeep costs of $2,500 per year.
Wait. This shit has an upkeep cost too??
- you have to because botox wears off, and your facial muscles atrophy from lack of use, so you have to take more, or if you age too much the cosmetics looks wierd and you have do something again. theres also blepharoplasty, (eyelids lifting), or stretching your skin somehow. the ISAIP Mac actor went all in on this, plus his wife, totally unrecognizable now from pre-season 12.
  
  Yeah Mac has had way WAY too much work done imo
  
  Yea it makes me sad to look at them. I had a trigeminal nerve irritation for a year and my face bothered me so much. It messed me up so bad over some invisible tingling...They must always have their face feel off. Every time they look in the mirror its a reminder that they've lost their sense of identity.
  If that happened to me, I would need therapy to get over the loss of my face.
  
  and what harm could there be from injecting a potent neurotoxin into your head?
  
  God damn. You'd think the man who threw it all in for fat mac would have better esteem
- It's a form of conspicuous consumption. The fact that it's obvious they've been altered is intentional.
  
  it also wears off over time, so you would need upkeep procedures like botox regularly.
- OTA upgrades.
- Wait. This shit has an upkeep cost too??
  Yeah, South Park did a documentary on it recently :)
- Makes sense, the matrix to which the artifice is applied continues to deteriorate.
  
  Once you get plastic surgery, you have to keep getting plastic surgery. It's a forever and ever thing. Parts of it stay in your body/skin forever and permanently alter the way you look. You only become more and more grotesque.
- The lip fillers d r i f t
  Want to hear the worst part? It doesn’t leave your face/body when it drifts away from your lips
  
  That's... very disturbing
  
  Doesn’t it just kind of sink down into their chin?
While I think it’s an awful style choice, I am 100% in favor of MAGAts being visibly identifiable from a distance.
- We could just carve swastikas into their foreheads.
  
  Naw, brand them with a hot iron, just like cattle.
Ha! Matt Gaetz is the only guy on the list. Trying to look all pretty for Boss Hog.
“Commentators and surgeons have characterized the look as engineered, overdone, sometimes tacky, and have linked it to the aesthetics and performative aspects of Trump-era politics.”
- Oh god. Say "Trump-era" again, like in past-tense.
You can’t fix stupid.
- You can't make it any less ugly either, apparently.

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