SUSE Linux Enterprise 16 Announced: "Enterprise Linux That Integrates Agentic AI"

Fortunately not too bad.

It's just:

SUSE Linux Enterprise 16 supports the Model Context Protocol (MCP) standard and can bridge to any LLM provider.

So it doesn't include AI but you can connect it to AI. Also openSUSE is seemingly unaffected.

If enterprise customers want to continue – and pay for – their AI circlejerk then let them.