“You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig, but then later you realise he actually has a really good body.”
I have a really good body of a pig. 😤
This is why you never see a poor person with millions of dollars.
Spluh!
"so .. the orgy is off?"
How about a parcheesi tournament?
Shmeesh!
Gleesh!
"Whenever I get lonely, I can just look at this hideous, disfiguring scar and think of you"
”you’re getting a new car?”
Yeah, my parents said if I get all B’s they will buy me a bar, and I got all C’s.
I never understood that joke. What's an "aar"?
I think her parents thought there was no chance of her getting all As
I think she means if she got B’s her parents would buy her a bar. She got C’s, so replace the b in bar with a c and you get car.
Dr. Zoidberg said I should hold these for him while he's gone.
(When moving Moonrocks back to the moon) I don't even need my over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.
What's rent?
Sploops!
The one you posted is probably the best.
Another one not mentioned yet that I enjoy is when they "look in the box" and find themselves in a parallel universe. The conversation between the 2 Amy's always tickles me:
Amy 1: The professor was right, you are evil... and shallow!
Amy A : I am not evil!
It's when women are polite to each other that you know there's a problem.
“You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig, but then later you realise he actually has a really good body.”
I have a really good body of a pig. 😤