My favorite of all time: If guns don't kill people and people kill people, does that mean toasters don't toast and toast toasts toast?
No, because parts of female genitalia are considered external, and they're considerably deeper in than eyeballs with eyelids covering them.
As much as the tip of my dick becomes an internal organ when I close my foreskin around it? I suppose?
Your retinas are literally pieces of brain that grew forward to meld with the skin.
Now that makes me uncomfortable and nervous.
I feel so uncomfortable I have a whole nervous system.
Why did you tell us this?
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