Would you take a cheap and effective once-a-day anti-aging pill? What if it were a suppository?

I put stuff up my ass that doesn't even stop me aging

Yes, probably. I also really enjoy the idea that you think that it being a suppository would factor in to the calculus at all, I think it’s really funny

Fellas, is it gay to put immortality up your ass?

What kind of horseshit twist is that? Are you literally 14, OP? "There's an immortality pill, but OH NOES 😱 it goes in your BUTT 💀💀💀!!!!" Have you considered writing for Black Mirror?

I'm taking it even if it's the size of a horsecock, regardless of which hole it goes in.

Who would say "no" to this??

Theres a lot of places I would gladly insert a lot of things if it stopped aging

Seems like a no brainier. You'd get used to taking it.

Um hell yes. And if it were a suppository, we'd all quickly get used to some butthole time every morning

Even those of us who don't enjoy putting things up our butts eventually get used to doing it anyway. It's just another body part.

(Folks, if your butthole hurts, go to the doctor already. Hemorrhoids, anal fissures, and other butthole problems are quite treatable. Don't let them get worse.)

Who is going to reject this?

Yes.

A suppository the same shape & size as a thermos.

Sign me up. Even if there's side effects like nausea or whatever. I'll do whatever it takes to stop my bones hurting more every year.

Can I give one to each of my dogs as well?

Sure. By mouth, by butt, by injection, by patch, whatever. Yes.

Yes and yes.

What kinda question is this? I already take plenty of pills daily, I would do much worse things to not age.

Count me in. Bottoms up!

I’d be taking them two at a time!

Only if the way of injection is a big cock

If I take 2, would that stop aging for one day and then reverse for another? Because I'm gonna need about 20 years worth of those up my ass, stat!

That depends, does it prevent me from dying at a normal age? If so fuck that I don't wanna outlive everyone I know and care about. If it just keeps me looking and feeling young, then sign me tf up my guy.

Hell yeah, even in suppository form, which isnt super convenient but worth it for the benefit There is so much I want to do!

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Fuck yeah I would

I'd take it even if it was a "put it into the cut in your arm" form

Without hesitation. I'd happily become Hayden from Doom and live indefinitely as long as my consciousness is a continuity of the original.

I mean like, give me true immortality, I will willingly experience the heat death of this universe / big snap / w.e, and welcome the new universe.

Yes. Is the drug harvested from the brains of hyper intelligent whales from another planet? If so, then hell yes.

I would take it just so my body doesn't deteriorate but I don't want to delay death either. Need more info.

Will it be simply cosmetic event or would it involve preserving the integrety of your internal organs?

If it's the second: welcome to Groundhog Day, except the rest of the world moves and you stay still.

Without hesitation.

Jokes on you, I'm into that.

If I take 2 a day could I go back in time?