What was I thinking?
What was I thinking?
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🎵 Plug it in, Plug it in 🎶
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I shave my head. I have to shave it every two or three days or I look like a mangy old dog. I wait until just before I go to bed to shave it, at which point I'm too tired and I tell myself I'll do it in the morning before work, which of course I never do. So I end up shaving it once every three weeks, and spend most of the time looking like a mangy old dog.
I eventually hit upon the strategy of shaving a small patch somewhere on my head before I go to bed, which forces me to do the rest of the job in the morning before work. Except that I usually forget I did that and often go to work looking like a mangy old dog that somebody tried to shave before giving up. Fortunately I'm a school bus driver so I only scare children.
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It is halloween all year-round.
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so relatable lol
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Many such cases (me)
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I get gas on Friday mornings, every second or third week. I leave a little earlier and if I’m a little late to work, who cares. And when I’m at the gas station I get myself a little something extra too
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Your boss and you get written up or fired?
Not everyone gets a good boss.
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Meanwhile I wake up daily in the range of 6am to october 2034.
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Former gas station manager here.
The vast majority of people fill up in the morning. Then they accused us of making them late for work.
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This kills the fuel pump.
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Same with putting air in the tires, especially with the change of seasons.
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literally the one thing I can do, but I have battery pumps where you set the psi and fuck off until its done, and it works for bike and car without leaking if I forget about it
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"That's a problem for future me, that guy's a jerk anyway."
the next morning: "Past me is an asshole."
Past me is always an asshole.
Future me always has dedication and motivation that I've never before had in my life......but I'm sure he'll have it all figured out by tomorrow.
Calm down Karkat
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