What a welcoming party
What a welcoming party
*I stitched on the Jurassic park
Lil bebe comin in to this world with a grip of bra’dfathers
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I cannot stress enough how traumatic this would be for everyone involved
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wdym, the baby wouldn't even notice /j
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Birth is pretty traumatic for babies to begin with.
You start off on this dark, warm room. Floating in a little bubble of fluid. All you've ever known.
Then all of a sudden the bubble is gone. It's slowly draining. Either it popped on its own, or worse, somebody poked it with a crochet hook (I know the real medical tool isn't a crochet hook but that's legit what it looks like).
You're squeezing headfirst through a hole smaller in size than a CD. And as soon as they see your smushy little skull they are putting a sticker on it to watch your heart rate.
It's bright, it's cold, it's dry, and it's loud. The complete polar opposite of everything you've ever known. You have to start breathing and then you can't stop or you die, but nobody tells you that right away. Someone slaps your butt and someone else cuts your blood tube to mom.
No wonder they come out screaming.
And that's a typical, uncomplicated birth. Let's not talk about suction cups or forceps or cesareans.
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Never watched a splatter movie on shrooms, not sure if that's a good idea.
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The difference is your option results in death, while theirs results in life.
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Only if everything goes well and even then it can be very bloody.
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I watched the what we do in the shadows movie on mushrooms, wouldn't recommend. I don't like horror though so ymmv
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Not a splatter movie, but Stalker was a hell of a movie on shrooms. 11/10 experience
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Stalker is just a great film, drugged or not.
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Still better than the Patience episode of Wondershowzen.
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Women’s Tinder profiles in San Francisco be like
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OOP either doesn’t know or doesn’t care that labor can take hours, and is completely unpredictable. There’s also the issue of finding a delivery room with space to accommodate five observers, in addition to the other people who absolutely need to be in the room.
This isn’t necessarily a bad idea, but the practicalities are significant.
Set up a camera and run the video to a nearby viewing room
They can watch video of live births at anytime without all the effort of coordination. There are countless videos of women giving birth if a video will suffice.
Don't mushroom trips also take hours?
They are relatively short, they should do LSD just to be sure!
Maybe 4 hours. LSD will last maybe 8 hours so perhaps a better(?) choice
Imagine 8 hours of toddlers watching a birth.
I think the mushroom trips feel like they take hours to the person taking it, but really hardly any time passes at all.
I wouldn't know. Haven't had a chance to do it yet.