Welcome to Deep Space 9

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Also, the starbase has a bustling economy based on espionage, holodeck porn, yamok sauce, and self-sealing stembolts. This happens even though nobody needs money anymore, and nobody in Starfleet gets paid.
Rom is a god damn genius, I will not stand for the slander of his character.
- Dear Quark,
  I borrowed parts of your disruptor to fix the replicator. Will replace them soon.
  Rom
Also the single best frienemy duo in cinema history.
This is hilarious and I love it, but why doesn't this person know how to use a comma?
- It's tumblr
  
  Fair point.
flabbergasted this post doesn’t mention baseball a single time
I lol'ed at Pope Karen.
The Bastard Reptile also prank calls Antifa
- Hey, just wanted to call you up on your mom's birthday to tell you I fucked her. Byeeeee
  
  Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains! [Dukat continues laughing, and hangs up the phone]
  https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/List_of_The_Simpsons_crank_calls
  That's what my mind went to when I saw that ep. My wife was amused because he called her in the middle of the night while she's still sleepy
Also asshole genocidal lizard man who's horrific history is paved over by exploring his other traits but is still a genocidal asshole at the core.
I haven't watched DS9 Star Trek since highschool but I'll be damned if I don't remember just enough of it to kek real hard at this
I need this same thing for Babylon 5.
Ivonova is god. Ivonova is always right. I will listen to Ivonova.

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