Uber driver's genius plan to garner more tips

So smol

...itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, tiny wide-eared, little kitty...

Only good for a few weeks or months at best, they get so big so quickly. And the tips will go right to the vet for all the shots and stuff anyway.

Unless his name is Toonces and there's a plan to teach him how to drive.

I see your point and raise the following counterpoint conjecture: smol kitten exists in car.🐈😸

That cat's way too small to be away from it's mother.

Might be the real reason the Uber driver bright it to work, seems like an okay job if you're someone who fosters orphaned kittens.
- It really isn't.
  Ignoring that someone getting jerked around by The Gig Economy won't have time to nurture a kitten, people REALLY need to properly secure pets in a car. It is fun when they are wobbling around in the back seat when you are driving around.. until you need to stop suddenly or get rear ended or have a more severe accident.
  Cats are much less willing to be restrained in a harness. But there are some carriers that are designed to be properly restrained and... it still won't be good for the kitty but it will at least minimize how far they go flying.

No hands on the wheel and looking at their phone. Fuck swasticar drivers. No, they cannot drive themselves you fucking moron.

Whoah hold on, are they not pulled over??!!
- If you can’t make it out in the image neither can the original commenter, they just hate cars that much.
  Edit you can see lines on the ground and what looks like the bumper of another car but who knows if that isn’t just a parking lot.

Internet user's genius plan to garner more upvotes.

Boost engagement, inject content, and pull myself out of a slump I've been in for awhile

be uber driver  
want more tips  
become kitten  
can barely see out the windsheild  
literally cartooning this shit  
doesn't matter because i'm "so cuuutee"  
5 star safety rating  
get more tips  
mfw

Oh my GOD ITS SO PRECIOUS

Smart move, bringing along a human who can chat up the customer.

Many 5 stars and a few 1 star reviews when it shits in the car...

extortionist wunk (he took all my money)

Genius plan to distract the customer from the fact that someone that drives around people for the whole day for work is using slippers instead of proper shoes or at least a sandal with back support

what kind of lumbar support does the average boot provide?
- lumbar support? I mean the back strap that keeps the sandal firm on the feet
- It's illegal to drive in slippers in certain countries, afaik. Slippers can.. um.. slip? Or whatever, they don't offer the same amount of control, that's for sure. Irrelevant 99.9% of the time, but for that 0.01%..
- someone that cares about the safety of the car occupants and especially pedestrians. Many accidents are caused by improper footwear interfering with the pedals.
  One thing is a tourist driving 10 minutes with slippers to go to the beach, another is a gig worker doing a 10 hours shift

5 star review. Would have them as my driver again.

...the tiniest of tiny...