Best date ever

Better than this one terrible rom-com I watched where this love triangle spent the whole time will they/wont't they-ing with an engagement ring. In the end, they returned the ring to the store it came from, which bankrupted the jewerler, and the rich guy went home with his gardner. Total waste of three movies, like what kind of jewerler is destroyed from one returned ring?

did somebody watch LotR high as a kite
- I wish I could upvote this more 😆
- No officer, it's "hi, how are you?".

I love that movie so much. It's utter and complete nonsense but it's amazing.

When a "period piece" opens with "We Will Rock You", they're letting you know up front to turn your brain off. I appreciate them for it and loved the movie.

"change his stars" is not a phrase I'm familiar with

I realize someone already answered you, but just to further clarify: astrology was a common literary theme during the English Renaissance. Probably the most famous example modern audiences would be familiar with would be Romeo and Juliet, the "star-crossed lovers."
Stars signify destiny and birthright, so if the young lovers' stars are crossed, they're not in alignment and their union is doomed to a tragic ending. If one of them could've "changed their stars," Romeo and Juliet might've had a happy ending.

Lol what, who’s that referencing?

It's basically the entire plot of A Knight's Tale, a 2001 movie that I happened to rewatch like two days ago lmao
- Omg. I went into that movie thinking it was a serious medieval movie. Imagine my surprise when the crowd broke out in chant towards the start.
- Funny, I also rewatched it 2 days ago, since I wanted to show it to a friend. So now I have someone to share this meme with.

isn't "falsely impersonate" redundant?

One can do an impersonation "truthfully", in the sense that everyone is aware it's an act. See: Elvis performers. I believe the phrase falsely impersonate is to imply that you were employing an impersonation under false pretense, i.e. someone assumes you are someone else and you play into that misconception.