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This reminds of playing 4e (or was it 5e?) when it just came out - the 2 basic healing classes were cleric and warlord.
I loved to joke that while a cleric would have to appeal to a higher power to literally knit your wounds together my dwarf would shout “rub some dirt on it!” And it would have exactly the same effect.
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Unironically wholesome.
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until the heavily armored proelium bibliothecarii finally allows the party past the warded statues of the Librarians Who Remain Everwatching, down the dark spiraling stairs of the Last Redoubt (and the 2,000 tonnes of acid that can flood the stairs at a moments notice), through the barracks of the Blind Warriors (ritually blinded at birth and trained to fight solely using their sense of hearing), and into the Reference Section
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The best magical library books are the ones that have to be held shut with chains.
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There are also less powerful books that are held closed with chains just because it's their kink
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"How do I find the most powerful spell books?"
"Don't worry. If they're powerful enough, they'll find you."
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kinky
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Druid: I found it in the woods
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Wizards work for what they have.
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...sorcerers vs wizards...same hate...
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Warlock: my magic sugar daddy/mommy 🥰
Druid: My fursuit
I don't think you picture druids like I picture druids