You might be safe what kind of Hondas are those, are they khitomer Accords?
116 0 ReplyWow, this wordplay has layers.
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Good thing there's a neutral zone in between.
86 0 ReplySo there's a cloaked pickup flying a Romulan flag in the street?
55 0 ReplyOP. It’s time to have a clear plastic flag with white for the Romulan empire made and placed at the edge of your property.
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I want to live in this neighborhood so badly. If anyone can get me into a rental in that neighborhood, I will fly the flag of Bajor!
44 0 ReplyYou may be in a neighborhood like that already! You just need to be the first to fly the flag.
33 0 ReplyMy nearest neighbor is a km/half a mile away, and she has no interest in star trek. The only flag she flies has MAGA on it :(
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grins Dukatly
12 0 ReplyFlags you say? What's your stance on statues of benevolent rulers?
8 0 ReplyNo statues to the butcher of Bajor!
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Me, down the street: "THE ROMULAN EMPIRE WILL RISE AGAIN!"
29 0 ReplyIf it ever fell. They're the sneakiest of the main species, I wouldn't put it past them to have a foundation caste. Ie. One empire on this side of the galaxy one on the other side with a underlying society to sorta regulate interactions.
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Neighbor next door is a Romulan flag, you just can't see it.
Crappy house down the street with the Camaro on cinder blocks and beer cans all over the lawn has a Cardassian flag.
24 0 ReplyThe pushy evangelical church down the street has the Bajoran flag
16 0 ReplyProphets be with you, my child.
7 0 ReplyThe minister seems nice and well meaning enough but…kinda creepy and you don’t want to be alone with her
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Neighbor next door is a Romulan flag, you just can't see it.
Well played
12 0 ReplyI can’t tell how serious you are but I love the DS9 analogy.
6 0 ReplyThe actual Cardassian flag, or the Dukat one that says "Make Cardassia Strong Again"?
5 0 Reply*Make Bajor Great Again.
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Would need a root cellar in the backyard that leads to God.
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Glory to you, and your house.
17 0 ReplyYour neighbors probably: today is a good day to die.
15 0 ReplyIs the road the Neutral Zone?
15 0 ReplyIt would be if the neighbors hung the romulan empire flag.
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Huh, amatures. We didn't bother with the Klingon flag, we had the symbol put into our block paved drive.
14 0 ReplyOther neighbor next door:
14 0 ReplyThis would obviously be where Jeffrey Combs lives.
9 0 ReplyThat entire side of the street is his houses, they all look completely different and were built at different times but they're all very nice houses and people love them.
6 0 ReplyFerenginar? Andoria? Cybertron?
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Koltar, when he drowned in the swamp
8 0 ReplyThey bring dishonor to their house.
Shields up Captain!
7 0 ReplyI wish I had cool (uncool?) neighbors like that. Mine just never trim their encroaching hedges, and generally seem friendly but slightly ominous - like cardassians or romulans, come to think of it.
7 0 ReplyCardassians would have slaves to trim the hedges tho
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Gre'thor will be paved with your ashes!
*shoves Ferengi door-to-door salesman's head onto a pike
6 0 ReplyDo you only call them when you have one of your dramas?
3 0 ReplyAre you just outside Pittsburgh?
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