4w ago

Every time

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I mean, some of that is just good ideas to avoid anyway.
- I avoid driving near any kind of truck. The semis can't see you, and a tire blowout can send you flying. The pickup trucks can have unsecured stuff in the bed just waiting to fly out on the next bump.
  
  I've certainly seen my fair share of dash cam videos that keeps me up at night.
  
  I remember my parents replacing multiple windshields just because they drove behind a big truck that kicked a pebble at them.
- It's a public service announcement disguised as entertainment.
There was a pool drain in a final destination? Palahniuk messed up pool drains for me.
- I mean, I can’t imagine it’s too much of a threat, so long as you don’t directly interface your asshole with said pool drain.
  
  don’t directly interface your asshole with said pool drain
  Why you gotta be such a buzzkill?
  
  The same could be said for the logging truck
- Please don't I've tried to blank that story from my mind
I've worked in workplace security for some years, and oh my god, did it make me afraid of bullshit happening on construction sites...
Wooden beam under bending stress? That's a broken neck for you.
Conveyer belt, transporting coal? Nope, that's a 6 meter per second arm ripping off death machine.
...
And don't get me started on forklifts. We all know what Staplerfahrer Klaus has done.
Death finds a way
- Actually according to other sources, life, huh... finds a way.
  
  That's a big pile o' shit
  
  The sexier the source, the more I trust it. I mean just look at this man:
  I'll believe anything he tells me!
NGL, I purposely waited for one more car to pass me before I got in the left lane yesterday on my way home from work. There was a pickup loaded full of wood and Final Destination was actually in my head.

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