Dad Jokes @lemmy.world Tug @lemmy.world 1w ago I got kicked out of the park the other day for organizing the squirrels by height.... Apparently, they didn't like my critter sizing
If they don't at least roll their eyes or breathe a little snort out of their nose, then I'll post a worse one tomorrow.
Finally a proper dad joke. My kids will absolutely groan at this one.
If they don't at least roll their eyes or breathe a little snort out of their nose, then I'll post a worse one tomorrow.
I'm not even a dad and I'll be watching for that one.