What is the biggest animal you think you can take on with your bare hands?
What is the biggest animal you think you can take on with your bare hands?
How about an adolescent kangaroo?
Blue whale.
You never said I had to win.
40 0 ReplyYour mom!
26 0 ReplyT-Rex. I mean, all I gotta do is remove one pin and the whole skeleton collapses.
24 0 ReplyMost beasts under 80 lbs. Over 80 lbs, it's gonna be on a case by case basis. 90 lb sloth, no problem. 81 lb wolf, ...problem.
The biggest animal I feel confident in is an 800 lb human. Huge, but that fucker's gonna be exhausted ten seconds into the fight.
22 0 ReplyA blue whale. (they won't fight back b/c they don't consider me a threat, and so when they wander away I win by technicality)
18 0 ReplyIf I had bear hands then probably a small bear.
17 0 ReplyA human
16 0 ReplyA large opossum. I could probably handle something larger, but I can only handle one pet at a time and I like opossums.
Yes, I understand you're asking about the largest animal I can fight and I'm telling you that that opossum is going to become a pet if I win.
13 0 ReplyGalapagos tortoise. That's the largest I can think of without teeth and claws, not fast, and not in water.
12 0 ReplyI could totally take a 6-year-old human.
12 0 Reply1 Lemmy
11 0 ReplyA giant squid. It would have to be on land though (you never said we had to do it in their natural habitat).
10 0 ReplySunfish.
They are enormous wastes of flesh and evolutionary effort.
10 0 ReplyProbably a fainting goat.
9 0 ReplyDefinitely something smaller than a grasshopper.. Lost that fight a few days ago.
9 0 ReplyA blue whale, as long as we're on land.
8 0 ReplyI can totally choke a chicken
8 0 ReplyDefinitely not a cat. I have cats and he wanted to go ballistic on me when I tried to get him off the window ledge when there was another cat outside. I had to push him off with a broom or risk losing an eye even though his nails are trimmed. He's lovely otherwise, I swear.
7 0 ReplyDo my hands have to stay bare?
Like, if there's a stick around, can I pick up the stick? If there are rocks around, can I throw some rocks?
6 0 ReplyI could probably handle a vole okay. Or maybe a tufted titmouse. On a good day.
6 0 ReplyMy 3.4lb rabbit recently decided I am not a threat and started chilling in the middle of my walkway at night. She now takes multiple shoves to make move. So, not a bunny
(This took years of work on trust I am mostly bragging my bunny loves me)
6 0 ReplyA gnat
6 0 ReplyNone, I would think how bad I felt if I hurt the cute furry friend, then tried to pet them instead and get mauled.
5 0 ReplyAnything larger than a small insect already freaks me out, so I'm going to pass on this challenge :)
5 0 ReplyHow about an adolescent kangaroo?
I reckon a full grown kangaroo. Not that I think I'm stronger (or that it wouldn't fuck me up), but in a fight to the death I think I could outsmart it and outmaneouver it.
I do not think this is close to a 100% certainty though.
4 0 ReplyWhat's just a little smaller than a goose? I do know my limitations.
4 0 ReplyBy mass or dimensional extent? If the latter, Japanese Spider Crab (12ft wide). If the former, a large dairy cow (2400lbs).
4 0 ReplyA kangaroo would fking shred you. And while you're trying to hold your intestines in it'll then beat the snot out.
4 0 ReplyNo idea, a capybara maybe?
4 0 ReplyI've thought about this kind of question for a long time. I reckon I can beat up about 85% of the world's population. I am a large man with quite a bit of experience fighting, none in a ring or a cage.
With that said, probably a fully grown dromedary.
3 0 ReplyOn land?
A seal or penguin
3 0 Replyspace whale, just double fist closed the blowhole for strangulation, air? gravity? thats for people who wernt BUILT BIFRENT.
3 0 ReplyA fat orange cat 🐈❤️
3 0 ReplyA really, really, really sick elephant, so far gone that it cannot move anyway
3 0 ReplyDepends. Do I need to win or is a draw an acceptable outcome? If it's the latter, the blue whale. What's it gonna do, beach itself?
2 0 ReplyDove. Sometimes when your shot isn't accurate enough you have to put the little buggers out of their misery.
2 0 ReplyI've tackled and held in a headlock adolescent black Angus bulls.
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