What is the biggest animal you think you can take on with your bare hands?

Blue whale.

You never said I had to win.

Your mom!

T-Rex. I mean, all I gotta do is remove one pin and the whole skeleton collapses.

Most beasts under 80 lbs. Over 80 lbs, it's gonna be on a case by case basis. 90 lb sloth, no problem. 81 lb wolf, ...problem.

The biggest animal I feel confident in is an 800 lb human. Huge, but that fucker's gonna be exhausted ten seconds into the fight.

A blue whale. (they won't fight back b/c they don't consider me a threat, and so when they wander away I win by technicality)

If I had bear hands then probably a small bear.

A human

A large opossum. I could probably handle something larger, but I can only handle one pet at a time and I like opossums.

Yes, I understand you're asking about the largest animal I can fight and I'm telling you that that opossum is going to become a pet if I win.

Galapagos tortoise. That's the largest I can think of without teeth and claws, not fast, and not in water.

I could totally take a 6-year-old human.

1 Lemmy

A giant squid. It would have to be on land though (you never said we had to do it in their natural habitat).

Sunfish.

They are enormous wastes of flesh and evolutionary effort.

Probably a fainting goat.

Definitely something smaller than a grasshopper.. Lost that fight a few days ago.

A blue whale, as long as we're on land.

I can totally choke a chicken

Definitely not a cat. I have cats and he wanted to go ballistic on me when I tried to get him off the window ledge when there was another cat outside. I had to push him off with a broom or risk losing an eye even though his nails are trimmed. He's lovely otherwise, I swear.

Do my hands have to stay bare?

Like, if there's a stick around, can I pick up the stick? If there are rocks around, can I throw some rocks?

I could probably handle a vole okay. Or maybe a tufted titmouse. On a good day.

My 3.4lb rabbit recently decided I am not a threat and started chilling in the middle of my walkway at night. She now takes multiple shoves to make move. So, not a bunny

(This took years of work on trust I am mostly bragging my bunny loves me)

A gnat

None, I would think how bad I felt if I hurt the cute furry friend, then tried to pet them instead and get mauled.

Anything larger than a small insect already freaks me out, so I'm going to pass on this challenge :)

How about an adolescent kangaroo?

I reckon a full grown kangaroo. Not that I think I'm stronger (or that it wouldn't fuck me up), but in a fight to the death I think I could outsmart it and outmaneouver it.

I do not think this is close to a 100% certainty though.

What's just a little smaller than a goose? I do know my limitations.

By mass or dimensional extent? If the latter, Japanese Spider Crab (12ft wide). If the former, a large dairy cow (2400lbs).

A kangaroo would fking shred you. And while you're trying to hold your intestines in it'll then beat the snot out.

No idea, a capybara maybe?

I've thought about this kind of question for a long time. I reckon I can beat up about 85% of the world's population. I am a large man with quite a bit of experience fighting, none in a ring or a cage.

With that said, probably a fully grown dromedary.