The opposite of comfort food: agony food — eaten to emphasize the wallowing in self pity rule

man I really want some arby's now, those cheap beef and chedders where my favourite growing up

...If there is anything worse than the sandwiches, it is the sausages which sit next to them. Joyless tubes, full of gristle, floating in a sea of something hot and sad, stuck with a plastic pin in the shape of a chef’s hat: a memorial, one feels, for some chef who hated the world, and died, forgotten and alone, among his cats on a back stair in Stepney. The sausages are for the ones who know what their sins are and wish to atone for something specific.

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Looks pretty good compared to the typical fare on r/kitchencels.

If putting nacho cheese on roast beef is wrong I don't want to be right

New safety regulations require that an Arby's drivethrough route shall include at least one PHQ-9 kiosk on the way out before returning to a roadway. They recommend adding more in parallel for a location with high traffic but current trends suggest that one per restaurant will be sufficient for years to come.

An on-site therapist will be available during normal business hours to meet with customers upon request. This is also directly offered to those whose questionnaire scores reach a threshold determined by regional protocols. Locations with extended late night or 24-hour operations will offer these services by private video teleconference with appropriately-licensed or certified personnel.

reminds me of this video:

Went to an Arby’s once. I was like, “this is it? This is just a bunch of stale-looking beef between two slices of bread.”

It'll be the lights above the Arby's for me.