In water, Hippopotamus. On land, Rhinoceros.
65 0 ReplyIn the air?
54 0 ReplyA whale, or possibly a bowl of petunias
85 0 ReplyDepends who hits the ground second.
18 0 ReplyElephino!
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My money is on hippo every day of the week. You'd have to find a freak specimen of a rhino to compete with even an average hippo.
Rhino weight range: 1,320 - 2,090 pounds
Hippo weight range: 2,900 - 4,000 pounds
52 0 ReplyMaybe I'm missing something, but I'm seeing in my googling that MOST rhino species are more massive than hippos.
28 0 ReplyIt varies depending on rhino species but rhinos are generally larger.
Largest land mammals are elephant > rhino > hippo.
White rhinos are often over 3,500kg.
26 0 ReplyHuh. I guess I thought rhinos were bigger. Well I bet one could take on a pygmy hippo!
weigh 180–275 kg (397–606 lb)
5 0 ReplyIdk about rhinos but hippos can be pretty grumpy too
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Hippos are crazy territorial, so my money would be on them. It's hard to imagine a rhino losing the battle, but the pure unfiltered rage of a hippopotamus when you trespass his territory will frighten even the boldest of rhinos.
38 0 ReplyRhinos are territorial enough to try to fight elephants. They lose, but they try.
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Depends on who's Kung Fu is stronger.
16 0 ReplyRhino's have low intelligence, can't swim (well), hace poor eyesight, and are smaller. My money's on the Hippo.
15 0 ReplyI'm surprised everyone is betting on hippos.
Rhinos are bigger (generally), heavier, move faster, have collagen armor, and have a horn.
14 0 ReplyMr Rodgers in a blood stained sweater
12 0 Reply11 0 ReplyOh ok that’s settled then.
2 0 ReplyLook at those chompers!
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It would likely be counterproductive to try to bite a charging rhino.
9 0 ReplyIt depends who is hungrier.
8 0 ReplyI've been led to believe it is hippos who are hungry
23 0 ReplySo where are these hungry hungry hippos?
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Those ravenous ravenous rhinos.
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Does the rhino get prep time?
7 0 ReplyI wanted them to do this face off on the short lived Animal Face-Off on Animal Planet!
6 0 ReplyWas that the show with the green wireframe CGI animals that they would show duking it out and eating wireframe people?
3 0 ReplyHell yeah it was awesome to middle school me.
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These things are tiny they wouldn't stand a chance against a rhino https://youtu.be/NBfi8OEz0rA?si=MuLBF1TxDarmbCsD
4 0 ReplyYes
3 0 ReplyNothing beats the bear
3 0 ReplyRhinos primarily evolved against giant murder bear predators. They're kind of overkill now.
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Hippo would drag him into the water and drown him in a death roll
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