Mastercard and Visa clarify that lesbian porn still okay

In a joint press conference, Mastercard and Visa reassured the global community today by confirming that lesbian porn was still very much allowed.

“We’ve heard you loud and clear,” said Mastercard’s CEO Bill Jackoff. “Seriously. It’s all we’ve been hearing for the past few weeks. Just a bunch of whining and yapping about how we’re ‘stealing your livelihood’ or ‘carrying out the work of far-right freaks who’ve never known the touch of another human being’. And I’m here to tell you to chill out. Lesbian porn isn’t going anywhere. [...]