Tucker Carlson says Pete Buttigieg is 'fake gay,' should answer questions about gay sex
Tucker Carlson says Pete Buttigieg is 'fake gay,' should answer questions about gay sex
Tucker thinks about gay sex more than most gay men.
just imagine his bowtie spinning whenever he gets 'flustered'.
“This is the way.”
Wait. This isn't the Onion?
wow, Pete's turn getting his skull measured came sooner than I thought. I thought they'd get rid of the racial minorities first
Is that because Tucker would know?
Fuchole Tucker has all the answers and knowledge on gay sex.
Tucker’s wants sex with Buttigieg, adorable.
Tucker, secretly gay, needs some advice on gay sex. Smart move fucker! No one sees through your cover.
"Where is it? How can I have some?"
Tucker, you need to learn to move on when your love interest won't go out with you.
TELL ME ABOUT GAY SEX DAMN IT! DESCRIBE IT TO ME IN VIVID DETAIL! LEAVE NOTHING OUT!
My aunt is transphobic and explained the surgeries to me in vivid detail. She was trying to convince me it was somehow wrong because it was disgusting and I was just like "why do you know all this?". She claims to be so disgusted by it but went out of her way to research it.
THERE WAS CANDLES AND SMOOTH JAZZ
Tucker Carlson is a little bitch.
He should take it up the ass (again) for journalistic integrity. The last time was in Moscow.
Tucker’s a little curious.
Typical conservative
Bi-curious.
The only thing Tucker Carlson deserves is an inescapable pit of sewage to starve to death in.
lmao
He added that if he ever interviews Buttigieg, “I’m gonna ask him very specific questions about gay sex and see if he can even answer. I doubt he even knows. You’re not gay, dude. Stop.”
Wait, is tucker in the epstein files?
I'm curious how many questions one could have about gay sex. There's oral, which his gender agnostic, and anal, which is also gender agnostic. Is Tuck Tuck trying to get advice on how to properly prep himself for butt stuff? Everything else is the same as hetero, just maybe more facial hair and you can't stick it in the front side.
I’ve met seemingly normal people who think Tucker Carlson is a real political commentator with good ideas.
Maybe they have him confused with Chris Tucker. I can see the resemblance.
Oh yeah? Well if you're so gay then why can't I suck your girthy dick?
-- Tucker "The Sucker (Throat Goat)" Carlson
So Carlson thinks he needs to take Pete for a test drive to verify his bona fides?
I doubt if Buttigieg would have an interest in such an ordeal.
"I'd need like ... specific details. Maybe even use my name in place of your partner... You'd have to draw some pictures too, or better yet take photos. Lots of photos."
I hope Pete calls Tucker’s bluff because I am extremely curious what specific knowledge the latter has about gay sex that the former can confirm.
Haha, I was wondering what he would even ask.
Sounds like Tucker wants some new gooning material.
carlson's kgb handler: "become relevant again or internet show is cancelled, da?" (sweaty carlson proceeds to further debase himself for clicks)
Hey Tucker, you're a fake straight until you give me intimate details about your sexual life :3
Is Tucker Carlson gatekeeping gayness?
To be fair, a lot of people including those on the far left were gatekeeping gayness during the 2020 primary. It’s not new for Buttigieg.
Tucker has claimed multiple times at least since last year that Pete is actually straight. All because of his Gay Producer seemingly being the decider of who is and isn't gay. I wouldn't be surprised if either the Producer is just pulling it out of his ass, or he heard Pete might have dated women before coming out in 2015 so just assumes that means he couldn't be gay. Cause obviously there's no such thing as being in denial. That Producer might be experiencing a real Gold Star Lesbian thought process.
Either way, Tucker only knows anything about sex as a gay person because he's had sex with that demon (obviously an incubus) that supposedly scratched him last year. They were love scratches.
Tucker is a Demon Fucker. Pass it on.
Bro just wants to take notes.
Vigorously and with mounting fervor.
Questions that only Tucker Carlson would know.
I fucking hate the rat, but this is when you gotta hit them with the 'weird'
Tucker Carlson is a lizard person wearing a human skin. He should allow himself to be flayed on live TV to prove otherwise.
You know I think Tucker would know what dick taste like better then Pete.
Tucker will of course be able to make these judgements from, uh, experiences he’s… had relayed to him from some of his friends, the good gays you know. Not those nasty gays, which are most of them. And it’ll be all good because he’ll proclaim no homo, which proves that he is straight
That segment would be really, really popular given how puritanical and misogynistic their core audience is. Lots of fan boys re-watching that segment in the dark after the wife goes to bed.
“Like, real slow. In a whisper, in a really up close and personal interview. Mmhmm.”
Tucker: "So, say you and I were in bed, what, SPECIFICALLY, would you do... SPECIFICALLY. I mean leave nothing out."
Please, Daddy Carlson, show us what you know about doing a gay sex on someone.
F Tucker!
But also, Dems shouldn't run Wall Street Pete...
No one should be seriously quoting Brianna Joy Gray. She lost all credibility when she and Jimmy Dore advocated for that ridiculous "Force the Vote" bullshit, a few years ago. She has about all the political acumen of a rubber mallet.
"He's talking about gay sex! This man can't be president! Think of the children!"
Enquiring minds want to know, Tucker wants to tuck into that.
So based upon the principles of them always projecting, I guess this means Tucker Carlson is fake straight.