I finally started Strange New Worlds, and it's great but it has one major problem.

WHY IS ALL THE BRIDGE CREW SO FUCKING GORGEOUS?!

My god, I have to rewind all the time to catch the plot because I'm just so distracted by how goddamn stunning someone is. And all in different ways.

"Shit, what did they say? I was imagining how soft M'Benga's beard is."

"Sorry can we go back? I was thinking about receiving disciplinary action from La'an."

To quote one Beckett Mariner, "I was thoroughly unprepared for how hot young Spock was going to be.” But like, all of them.