Help cats, prank humans

Good thing the cat didn't get shot.

I guess it was a white cat, idk?
- Most fucking underrated comment on this site, OMG...
I, what?
- Man charged with murder after Houston 'ding dong ditch' shooting https://share.google/IKyimiktwydw5XBqt

Fun fact: I once saw a cat trying to enter someone's home, standing outside the door and meowing and trying to reach the handle, and I knocked on the door to tell the homeowner that their cat wanted in.

Then the home owner came and told me that they never saw this cat before a day in their lives.

Their cat now, the distribution system deems it so
- My neighbors kept yelling at me to let the cat in. It wasn't my cat.
  He's sleeping next to me now.

If you let your cat outside your an inconsiderate awful human being

They destroy local fauna and people's properties

Keep your cat inside

Depends on the cat tbh, ours just lay in the sun and basically never move.
It's definitely that bad if you know how bad it is and still do it.
We all know what happens when people feel persecuted for ignorance though, they just make that thing part of their identity. Hell, without even checking I bet there's already a cat owner subculture that glorifies letting cats out in full knowledge of the harm.
...Humans are so fucking annoying, aren't they?
- Eh, it's honestly not as bad as what most people make it out to be. The idea that non-feral cats are blood thirsty extinction machines is largely the product of people not being very good at interpreting scientific studies.
  The majority of studies about cats being killing tens of billions of birds a year is based on data extrapolated from a few studies of feral cats or the introduction of cats to islands. Introducing any new species of plant or animal can be devastating to island habitats, so that data shouldn't be utilized when applied to the norm. And the studies of birds being killed on the mainland confirm that the majority of birds are being killed by feral cats, who have a much much greater predatory drive than the normal house cat.
  If we take away any understanding from these studies it should be that if we want to save more birds, people should try and domesticate feral cats, or at least feed them to minimize their predation of birds.
Couldn't agree more. Make sure you pickup your dogs shit but it's fine for fluffy to kill all the local wildlife and turn the flowerbox into its litterbox.
- Are you sure it's not foxes because they donthat too.
Very true but I raise you crows and magpies when they see one

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Who the hell spells meowing like that?

Very normal in Romania at least (miau). Not as weird as what we write for dog barks (ham).
- Ham? Is it pronounced differently?
Other countries spell it differently, it's neat
Most of Latin America writes "miau"
- In Spain too.
- Huh, we also spell it like that in Germany. Surely this is the same for entirely normal reasons...
English spelling is trash, but in fairness, if it's "meow", then "meowing" does seem logical.
Still, utter trash.
Spelling Bees are English telling on itself.
Kind regards, A terrible, but unashamedly so, first-language English speller.
I've seen it spelt both meow and miaow in the UK. My old Little Oxford dictionary (1986 edition) only has the miaow spelling, with mew as the variation. Meow isn't even in it.